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		<title>You Get What You Pay For: Megabus</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 21:54:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an effort to not sound like a complete dick, i have to preface this post with the fact that yes, i did only pay $23.25 for a four and a half hour bus from New York to Washington D.C  which is a number that doesn&#8217;t seem like enough to go anywhere.  I should also [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In an effort to not sound like a complete dick, i have to preface this post with the fact that yes, i did only pay $23.25 for a four and a half hour bus from New York to Washington D.C  which is a number that doesn&#8217;t seem like enough to go anywhere.  I should also mention that my first ride with Megabus was  a  much better ride than that of the second. pleasant almost in comparison.</p>
<p><strong>What exactly went wrong</strong></p>
<p>&#8216;Everything&#8217; might be too broad a term, but save the bus breaking down there wasn&#8217;t much that didn&#8217;t happen.  In short the bus that should take &#8216;4 hours 20 minutes&#8217; (from Megabus&#8217; website) took close to 8 hours. Where did 3 hours go? In my opinion half was due to traffic, which was at some points bad, but the other half of the responsibility lands squarely on the first bus drivers shoulders. Startlingly, we left on time. </p>
<p>But it really went downhill from there. within 2 minutes of exiting the parking lot on H Street in Washington D.C. the driver had made a wrong turn. While, admittedly, i was not at the front of the bus and could not see the streets ahead, i had seen other Megabus&#8217; leaving from that area as well as walking extensively around that area over the weekend. When, 50 mins later we were passing the parking lot from which we had departed it was clear that he had gotten hopelessly lost in D.C.&#8217;s china town. see the map below for the correct route out and an approximation of the route our driver took. </p>
<p>After that we hit traffic, queuing most of the way out to the Washington-Baltimore parkway and up part of it. During this and the roads after it, the driver showed a lack of commitment to his job. Driving consistently slower than traffic that passed&#8211;sometimes on both sides&#8211;with no energy, listlessly floating down the highway. </p>
<p>The Bus makes one stop, north of Baltimore, which after departing the bus driver subsequently got lost again (proving that the first was indeed him doing it wrong). After 15 mins of sitting in a parking lot of a housing complex trying to turn around we were back on the road, creeping up the coast. </p>
<p>After getting into Jersey, the bus driver pulled over a claimed that he had run out of &#8216;driving hours&#8217; while i don&#8217;t have a problem with this rule or law (i don&#8217;t know what it is exactly), it made the whole situation seem like he was consciously trying to run down his hours by driving slower, thereby putting him closer to &#8216;home,&#8217; wherever that is. He seemed like a nice guy while we waited for the replacement driver to arrive, but i feel there was something else going on. </p>
<p>45 minutes later the replacement driver arrived, who took off like any other driver would. The remaining two hours went quickly, with a driver who was really dedicated to the job she was doing&#8211;or maybe just pissed off that she had to come out and collect us.</p>
<p><strong>Conclusions</strong></p>
<p>Do i have a right to complain? In today&#8217;s broken-service economy, probably not (you know the one where airlines charge to lose your baggage). At $23.25 a ticket, you take what comes. In the end they got you there, regardless of how long it took. The problem with the travel industry is that there are so many things that can interfere, weather traffic etc it gets hard to tell it apart from when the company is doing something wrong. while this driver may have &#8220;dilly-dallied&#8221; his way up I-95, he technically did nothing wrong in the end.</p>
<p><img alt="" src="http://davehitchings.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/megabus_route.jpg" title="Megabus Route out of Washington D.C." class="aligncenter" width="551" height="293" /></p>
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		<title>&#8220;Sexy Maid Cleaning Service&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 02:15:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This was sitting on my windshield when i got back from work today. I don&#8217;t know exactly what my commentary is, but its somewhere along the lines of marketing insight (if theres a need, shes certainly attempting to fill it) and laughing my ass off (&#8220;This is not an escort service!!&#8221;). I should probably blur [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This was sitting on my windshield when i got back from work today. I don&#8217;t know exactly what my commentary is, but its somewhere along the lines of marketing insight (if theres a need, shes certainly attempting to fill it) and laughing my ass off (&#8220;This is not an escort service!!&#8221;). I should probably blur out her number, but then again she left it in a pretty public place, and the sign at the entrance says no soliciting&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="sexy maid cleaning service" src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/full/139548194.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&#038;Expires=1281132804&#038;Signature=xRrwurc0J965FLdlnstFfD7r6Ro%3D" alt="" width="646" height="484" /></p>
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		<title>Apple is Evil.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2010 04:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the classic and historic Apple Super Bowl advertisement a women runs down an isle of transfixed people, throwing a sledge hammer into the face of a 1984 style big brother. Symbolizing a break from the computer technology that had dominated in years before, Apple has since come to embody the big brother they destroyed [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://davehitchings.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jobs-1984.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-169" title="jobs-1984" src="http://davehitchings.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jobs-1984-300x221.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="221" /></a>In the classic and historic Apple Super Bowl advertisement a women runs down an isle of transfixed people, throwing a sledge hammer into the face of a 1984 style big brother. Symbolizing a break from the computer technology that had dominated in years before, Apple has since come to embody the big brother they destroyed in 1984.</p>
<p>It all started off alright. The original Macintosh computer and all the hardware and software innovations that followed were a step in the right direction for computer technology. When the iPod came along the world rejoiced, Apple had perfected the pocket-sized music player that could hold your entire music collection. Apple’s OS X was leaps and bounds better and simpler than Microsoft’s competing products. It was so simple a child could use it.</p>
<p><span id="more-168"></span>But this is where the wagon broke loose of the tractor. Something snapped inside “the great” Steve Jobs’ brain. Instead of developing technology that surpasses that of any of his competitors he focused on brewing, and I’m quoting straight from the 1984 ad here, a “garden of pure ideology.” Apple has become less about the technology is offers than the social stratus is portrays. You have a MacBook pro? Good for you, do you feel good because it’s a good machine or because when you open it up in class you’re apple logo glows out, reinforcing the fact that you’re cool enough to own an Apple product.<br />
This anger of course stems from something other than America’s identity crises. The root cause of this is in Steve Jobs’ (pretentious asshole that he is) belief that he has complete control over the future of the Internet and the players in it.</p>
<p>When Apple released the original iPhone 3 years ago, they left out a very specific player in the web. Adobe, whose Flash Player technology is installed on over 85% of computers around the world, found out that this very same Flash Player would not be allowed to display on the iPhone’s safari browser. To me this was a strictly statistical move. At this time Flash Player was slightly buggy for mobile browsing and probably wouldn’t have run well on the iPhone’s particularly weak processor.</p>
<p>Earlier this year Apple continued to block Flash Player with the release of its substantially more powerful iPad and iPhone releases. During last week’s release of the iPhone 4.0 Software Development Kit (SDK) a clause in the terms of service stated that no outside computer programming language could develop for the iPhone App Store. What this meant was that Adobe’s new Flash CS5, [[[[released this past Monday]]]], which had an iPhone app builder included would not be able to submit application to the Apple App Store. A particularly large blow to one of the biggest new features for Adobe Creative Suite 5.</p>
<p>Steve Jobs countered the uproar against said new TOS with a quick email to a key opponent, “Intermediate layers between the platform and the developer ultimately produces sub-standard apps and hinders the progress of the platform.” I would argue that sub-standard developers product sub-standard apps. Opening the development of applications to multiple code sources would only increase the quantity and possible quality of competing apps. Of course Apple already has this locked down its app store in an unparalleled, inconsistent, and ambiguous screening process (Opera’s iPhone web browser which is quicker, lighter and uses less bandwidth than Safari has still not been accepted) so whatever is said goes.</p>
<p>In recent years, Apple has pushed Adobe out of the online streaming video market. And, as of this week, out of the application market and the advertising market with the launch of iAd. So I ask you Steve Jobs, what part of this is in competitive spirit? Because from this angle, it’s your face I see on that cinema style projection, and I’m with whoever’s swinging the sledge hammer. Simply put, Apple is evil.</p>
<p>(the picture is taken from dashes.com, i was going to make one myself but i found this instead)</p>
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		<title>Google Pulls out of China</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2010 15:58:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article was originally written for the Hartford Informer on March 25, 2010.
Monday afternoon the Internet giant Google announced that it would leave the lucrative Chinese market as censorship issues plagued the dominant search engine.
For sure this was not an easy decision for Google, but it was a result of four years of negotiation, disagreement [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em><a href="http://davehitchings.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/redwiredrevolution.com_-479x358.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-162" title="redwiredrevolution.com_-479x358" src="http://davehitchings.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/redwiredrevolution.com_-479x358-300x224.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="224" /></a>This article was originally written for the Hartford Informer on March 25, 2010.</em></p>
<p>Monday afternoon the Internet giant Google announced that it would leave the lucrative Chinese market as censorship issues plagued the dominant search engine.<br />
For sure this was not an easy decision for Google, but it was a result of four years of negotiation, disagreement and hostility. The fiercest of which has been a hotly debated topic since January when Google suffered coordinated cyber attacks to their network. The source of cyber attacks were revealed to be allegedly connected to the Chinese government as part of a larger Internet surveillance operation of e-mail accounts, specifically Google’s Gmail accounts.</p>
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Since arriving in China in 2006, Google has been less than willing to censor its Web search at its google.cn domain. Under this agreement searches like that of “Tiananmen Square” would be edited to show only those which represent the Chinese government’s view of history. This Monday’s decision meant that Google would no longer operate within what has been dubbed the “great firewall of China” forwarding all web traffic to its Hong Kong Web site, Google.com.hk.<br />
On its blog, Google also announced a dashboard where Chinese residents would be able to check the services offered by Google still running in China.<br />
At time of writing, major sites like YouTube and Blogger had been blocked with others partially blocked. What this means for China or in turn for Google could have consequences proceeding far into the future. Look around, for the average American consumer Google is everywhere.<br />
It’s your search engine, your e-mail account, your internet content, your Web browser and your phone operating system.<br />
Google has been for some time a leading developer of technology, inside and outside the internet. Deals struck with Chinese cell phone providers for search and operating system are jeopardized in this move. Corporate users of Google’s application suite may be blocked from using Gmail or Google Docs.<br />
And technologies that Google may be developing to bring gigabit internet to the United States will never be developed for the growing Chinese audience. Out of 1.3 billion people, only 400 million are currently online. While at this time it may seem like an inconsequential market it is certain to explode in uptake.<br />
It will become a market in which the world’s number one search engine will have no part. Despite loss of users, and what will undoubtedly lead to the expansion of local rival Baidu.com, Google also realizes the potential for lost revenue. The upkeep of their servers is pennies compared to the profits a continued operating inside of China.<br />
In the face of these reasons and more, Google would appear to be making the best move from the public relations stand point. Its mantra “don’t be evil” lends itself to the situation. Colluding with the Chinese government to censor its search results was not a plan which could uphold that statement.<br />
Under their new decision, they can provide unfiltered full content to the Chinese people through their Hong Kong servers and leave the censorship to the Chinese government.<br />
It could be argued that they are walking away from democracy and free speech, but it would seem the only way to provide real free speech is in the decision they’ve made and it’s the bed they will lay in until any major changes are made to the way the Chinese view the Internet. Google can only hope at that point it’s not too late to get back in the game.</p>
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		<title>Google Goes ‘Big With A Gig’</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article was originally written for The Hartford Informer on February 18th, 2010.
In a huge announcement this week, Google announced last Thursday the development of a gigabit internet service provider (ISP). The California company and internet search giant is going to places it has never reached. Google provided more than 65 percent of the searches [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-style: italic;">This article was originally written for The Hartford Informer on February 18th, 2010.</span><br />
In a huge announcement this week, Google announced last Thursday the development of a gigabit internet service provider (ISP). The California company and internet search giant is going to places it has never reached. Google provided more than 65 percent of the searches in the United States in 2009 and in recent years Google has moved from its Web based origins in the form of Gmail, Google Maps and Google Docs and has begun developing an operating system. Android, the company’s phone OS, was released in late 2008. Google also plans to release a computer OS, named Chrome later this year. This latest announcement is a clean departure from online and personal computing.<br/><span id="more-115"></span><br />
The idea is to gain the support of whole communities and provide this lightening fast Internet to them. In total, Google ISP looks to reach between 50,000 and 500,000 people in its first test run.<br />
The real importance of this announcement is not that Google is now going to compete with the likes of Comcast, AT&amp;T, Cablevision and Verizon but that Google will be providing a service capable of being 100 times faster than any single one of those companies can provide.<br />
In recent years current ISP’s have been trying to boost their speed. Comcast announced it will rebrand its Internet service as Xfinity this week, but really this is still the slow network they’ve been running for years. Verizon is laying fiber optic lines around New York and New Jersey bringing FiOS to their consumers. Both services only provide up to 50 Mbps, and their only main motive is profit.<br />
Google is not different and could technically charge anything for their new fiber optic service, given that companies like Comcast charge over $50 for under 20Mbps, Google’s gigabit would provide 50 times that. But Google’s mantra is “don’t be evil,” and (whether you believe it or not) this test isn’t about making money. This test is really about the physicality of providing 1Gbps to large numbers of people. The average internet speed for the United States is just 4.8Mbps, in Japan it’s 61Mbps. The kicker is that they both cost the same, around $15 a month for the average speed.<br />
Seattle, Ontario County NY, Washington DC and the entire state of Hawaii have already expressed interest in “going big with a gig” with Google’s new service.<br />
Google’s idea is to see the reality of providing amazing speeds at a low cost. With real-world cost analysis and implementation of the technology we can see just how viable high speed internet is.<br />
It remains to be seen whether this will be a game changer or a massive failure. But with initial costs that could be in the billions, this is an experiment Google must be invested in for the long term.</p>
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		<title>Vampire Weekend Releases Sophomore Album ‘Contra’</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 15:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This Article was originally written for The Hartford Informer on January 28, 2010.
Vampire Weekend returned this month with a sophomore effort and follow up to the very unique and deservedly well received self-titled first album.
“Contra” picks up for the most part where their first album, “Vampire Weekend” left off. The clean and melodic music, is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_G-kAIEQS-QM/S5hyXNlfd9I/AAAAAAAAAok/HdfWZK-BQPU/s1600-h/VampireWeekend-780147.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447229492414085074" class="alignright" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 280px; height: 228px; border: 0px initial initial;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_G-kAIEQS-QM/S5hyXNlfd9I/AAAAAAAAAok/HdfWZK-BQPU/s320/VampireWeekend-780147.jpg" border="0" alt="" width="300" height="232" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">This Article was originally written for The Hartford Informer on January 28, 2010.</span><br />
Vampire Weekend returned this month with a sophomore effort and follow up to the very unique and deservedly well received self-titled first album.<br />
“Contra” picks up for the most part where their first album, “Vampire Weekend” left off. The clean and melodic music, is something that will get stuck in your head without really knowing it.<br />
Released just shy of two years ago, the first album began with a sound which was at first hard to understand—a perky full sounding keyboard, heavy snare drum beat that left nothing to be desired, a clean guitar, almost ghostly vocal, and symphonic overtone—grew on the listener easily.<br/><span id="more-114"></span><br />
For some, this was not the case, and the music was far from appealing. The hype surrounding this relatively obscure band was huge, and even I at one point was a disbeliever—that was until I picked up their album.<br />
I knew right off the bat with “Mansard Roof” followed by a personal favorite “Oxford Comma” that I truly liked the sound Vampire Weekend had so masterfully created.<br />
“Contra” starts off much the same way.<br />
“Horchatta” really emphasizes the African sound, which they so stylishly construct, beautifully mashed with orchestral accompaniment. The first single manages to perfectly capture the feeling of Vampire Weekend more completely than any of the other songs on the album, bringing more fodder to the already established factions who despise the music that Vampire Weekend produce.<br />
Vampire Weekend has succeeded in bringing more abstract sounds into their bizarre concoction while still putting out something great. “Diplomat’s Son” located near the end of the album, samples M.I.A., putting it over a piercing keyboard and violin track. Truthfully strange yet appropriately fashioned. While “Diplomat’s Son” may be a slower song, it is immediately contrasted to a faster song like “Giving up the Gun” something that Vampire Weekend manages to do smoothly and without hesitation.<br />
“Giving up the Gun” begins with a swift beat, which quickly turns electronic and ethereal by the end while still maintaining the distinctive melody.<br />
The album ends with “I Think Ur Contra” an echo-ridden irregular background contrasted by a pinging melody, building with light beat, adding a violin symphony, a Spanish-sounding guitar lick and lead singers Ezra Koenig voice floating above it all before fading to the end.<br />
The sounds that come from the album are abstract to say the least, but are so astonishingly woven to completeness no one would dare mention the fact that they shouldn’t be there to begin with.I wasn’t immediately impressed by “Contra” the way I was with their first album. It did take some time to grow on me. Had I written this review a week ago I would not have written as glowing a review as is currently spewing from the ends of my fingertips.<br />
Whereas their first effort was straight in as a solid album, the latter falls slightly short of that achievement while still managing a good effort; delivering the clean, perky and happy music we have all come to expect from indie rockers Vampire Weekend.</p>
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		<title>Super Bowl Ads Fail To Impress: Denny’s, Dove Among Winners</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 16:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article was originally written for The Hartford Informer on February 11, 2010.
It may have been the most watched Super Bowl ever—even beating the famous M.A.S.H. numbers to become the most watched TV show ever. Unfortunately the advertisements were less than spectacular.
For those who don’t watch the Super Bowl for the football, the tradition is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-style: italic;">This article was originally written for The Hartford Informer on February 11, 2010.</span><br />
It may have been the most watched Super Bowl ever—even beating the famous M.A.S.H. numbers to become the most watched TV show ever. Unfortunately the advertisements were less than spectacular.<br />
For those who don’t watch the Super Bowl for the football, the tradition is to watch it for the commercials. It’s an ironic twist on the status quo. This year however, the football took precedent. The story of the New Orleans Saints was compelling, and the ads were not so.<br/><span id="more-113"></span>The usual cornerstone of funny, Bud Light, put on a disappointing show. While a good idea, Bud Light’s “Light House” failed to get to the laugh out loud funny. The same was true for “Voicebox” in which all the characters had their voice auto-tuned. When it comes to the Super Bowl, I want to be rolling on the floor, not lightly chuckling.<br />
Coke, whose major competitor Pepsi submitted no Super Bowl commercials, also failed to bring the class ad it has usually been associated with. While the Simpsons ad, “Hard Times” was relevant (given “The Simpsons” 20th anniversary) it wasn’t satisfying. Coke’s second effort of the night, “Sleepwalker,”fell way short of expectations.<br />
Expectations it seemed were unmet by almost every brand. E*Trade, whose talking babies had really shined during last year’s Super Bowl, were unimaginative. Not to mention the fact that they changed the baby and stepped up the production values. Part of the charm in last year’s commercials was their jumpy nature.<br />
Doritos took a different tack this year for their commercials. Instead of hiring giant ad firms like the other commercials did, Doritos looked to their fans to create and choose their ads. What resulted was a mixed bag. Viewers have raved about the “House Rules” ad (featuring the child defending his mom and his Doritos). Personally I liked “Snack Attack Samurai” (which featured a ninja dressed in chips). “Underdog,” with the shock collar, meets the same conclusion, but Doritos falls short on “Casket’”in which a man presumed dead, falls out of his casket covered in Doritos.<br />
If one theme seemed to shine through this year it was the story. While I feel like in years past Super Bowls have gone with the slapstick-punchline, this year missed the slapstick comedy all together. This is not to say it’s a bad thing. Cars.com told the story of a man who knows everything but can’t pick a car in “Timothy Richman.” Unilever’s Dove told the entire life of a man from conception in song and ended up selling us a men’s soap in “Men + Care.” Finally, in perhaps the most talked about commercial of the night, and Google’s debut into Super Bowl Advertising, the ad “Search On” told the life story of a random guy.<br />
Blame it on the recession and companies being a little more conservative both in their advertisements and their spending on the advertisements. Either way the ads this year left a mediocre taste in my mouth.<br />
Given that, my top five favorite ads from this Super Bowl were, in no particular order, Careerbuilder.com “Casual Friday,” Dove “Men + Care,” Audi “Green Car,” Denny’s “Birthday Chicken,” and Mars’ Snickers “You’re not you when your hungry.”</p>
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		<title>Chatroulette Makes Connections, Headlines</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article was originally written for The Hartford Informer, February 25th 2010.
In a craze that’s sweeping the world, Chatroulette.com connects two strangers from around the world into a video chat.
Whereas applications like iChat, AIM and Skype connect you solely to your friends, Chatroulette connects you to anyone, anywhere. With more than 20,000 consistent users online, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_G-kAIEQS-QM/S5hwj6yd1TI/AAAAAAAAAoc/zY-4Jzukxhc/s1600-h/chat.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447227511683274034" style="float: right; margin: 0 0 10px 10px; cursor: hand; width: 325px; height: 310px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_G-kAIEQS-QM/S5hwj6yd1TI/AAAAAAAAAoc/zY-4Jzukxhc/s400/chat.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">This article was originally written for The Hartford Informer, February 25th 2010.</span><br />
In a craze that’s sweeping the world, Chatroulette.com connects two strangers from around the world into a video chat.<br />
Whereas applications like iChat, AIM and Skype connect you solely to your friends, Chatroulette connects you to anyone, anywhere. With more than 20,000 consistent users online, the range of users you may run into is diverse and varied.<br />
The basic setup has the “stranger” video on top of your video, with a text box much like an AIM message to the side. The user interface is centered on two simple buttons on the top of the screen.<br />
Next and Stop. Next takes you to the next stranger and stop stops the conversation between you and the stranger. With this you are instantly and randomly connected to a world of bizarre people.<br/><span id="more-112"></span><br />
The sheer simplicity of the website means that anyone can use it, and anyone does.<br />
In 20 minutes online I spoke to people in California, Austria and Turkey. All three of these conversations were fairly pleasant. Despite the fact that two of the participants were in countries where English isn’t the first language, we could manage a simple conversation over instant message.<br />
Unfortunately these three were an exception, not the rule. Videos flashed by of strange people, someone in a basement, a couple sitting in the dark, someone in bed, someone with the flu (and tissues to prove it), three Asian teenage girls dressed as gangsters, two guys holding a sign that said “show your tits” and the cap off of this terrible experiment a guy masturbating in full view of his camera.<br />
The creator behind this absurd, terrible, yet addicting Web site is 17-year-old Andrey Ternovskiy from Russia. Ternovskiy said in a New York Times Interview that he created the Web site for “fun.”<br />
He continued, “I decided to create a little site for me and my friends where we could connect randomly with other people.” But this hasn’t been an easy task, given the sudden explosion in popularity for the video chat Web site. Ternovskiy had to completely optimize the code as the Web site grew bigger, utilizing seven dedicated servers transmitting seven gigabits of data a second.<br />
In all it’s a unique and terrifying Web site. The name is fitting as you definitely gamble with what you hope to see. Notably, the stranger factor, which allows people to do more absurd things to people they don’t know than they would to people they know, reigns without question.<br />
But beneath the costumes and masks, bizarre dances and what has developed into an Internet meme, “chatroulette,” there is a deeper level to this.<br />
Like the AIM phenomena that seems to have passed involving the Trout and Coho usernames, Chatroulette is a way for total strangers to meet and converse in ways thought impossible before.<br />
While what they may do in front of each other is questionable, the substantive message here is that the world is shrinking and Chatroulette has only exaggerated that movement.</p>
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		<title>Better of Ted, Dead?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What’s the point America? It seems like every time I really get into a show it gets cancelled.
Today I learned of the pretty much certain death of one of those said shows. Better of Ted will not return tonight with its counterpart Scrubs (2.0). The show about middle management and office sociology echoes that of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G-kAIEQS-QM/S5htSZrcsTI/AAAAAAAAAoU/Wng6nHgcTI0/s1600-h/Better+Off+Ted.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447223912202809650" class="alignright" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 260px; height: 190px; border: 0px initial initial;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G-kAIEQS-QM/S5htSZrcsTI/AAAAAAAAAoU/Wng6nHgcTI0/s400/Better+Off+Ted.jpg" border="0" alt="" width="291" height="224" /></a>What’s the point America? It seems like every time I really get into a show it gets cancelled.<br />
Today I learned of the pretty much certain death of one of those said shows. Better of Ted will not return tonight with its counterpart Scrubs (2.0). The show about middle management and office sociology echoes that of NBC’s The Office, except without all the whiney documentary and general downhill slide that that particular show has been experiencing. Don’t get me wrong I love The Office; it was one of my favorite shows. But it doesn’t hold a flame to what Better Off Ted was. For however smart The Office was, Better of Ted was smarter.<br />
<br/><span id="more-111"></span>And that was probably its downfall. America doesn’t get smart comedies (Arrested Development, cough, cough). Instead we’re stuck with the same terrible comedy, the likes of which are only twisted further by “class-acts” like NBC’s The Marriage Ref and shows that should have been left to rot, yet somehow live forever (Simpsons).<br />
In short, there was nothing wrong with Better Off Ted, save from this one seemingly fatal flaw. Sure it had a fairly bizarre name (is it a play off of ‘better off dead’?) but there wasn’t anything else wrong with it. Most people can appreciate the fight against a seemingly evil company who puts money before people. And each of the characters was unique and funny in their own way. Portia de Rossi, as boss Veronica Palmer, always stole every scene. In the end it was all the characters together playing off each other and in the situations that gave the show its amazing life. This only got better in the second series, making it definitively the funniest show to return this season—nothing had me laughing out loud quite like Better Off Ted did for its short 11 episode, second season, run.<br />
So thanks ‘Ted for the laughs. And honestly ABC, I thought you were better than this. I thought you were a place where smart comedies would be respected (I’m looking at you NBC and FOX). After LOST is finished there will be officially nothing to watch on your network.<br />
If you&#8217;re looking for an first-class episode of this amazing show. check out ‘<a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/119287/better-off-ted-impertence-of-communicationizing">Impertinence of Communicationizing</a>’ on Hulu.com, although it my opinion they’re all good.</p>
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		<title>Movie Roundup 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 21:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[so this began as a summer movie roundup, but then i forgot to do that, so here is a yearly roundup for 2009.
20. Taken
You know my thoughts on this one.
19. Final destination 3
Stupid. Just stupid.
18. The InternationalNot thrilling, and not entertaining.
17. Planet 51
Childish but still kind of fun.
16. Fame
 Rushed and slightly hard to follow. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>so this began as a summer movie roundup, but then i forgot to do that, so here is a yearly roundup for 2009.</em><br />
<strong>20. Taken</strong><br />
You know my thoughts on this one.<br />
<strong>19. Final destination 3</strong><br />
Stupid. Just stupid.<br />
<strong>18. The International<span style="font-weight: normal;">Not thrilling, and not entertaining.</span></strong></p>
<div><strong>17. Planet 51<br />
</strong>Childish but still kind of fun.<br />
<strong>16. Fame</strong></div>
<div><strong> </strong>Rushed and slightly hard to follow. This musical remake doesn’t live to the same standards as others in recent years.<br />
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<strong>15. X-Men Origins: Wolverine</strong></div>
<div><strong> </strong>Ok, lets just get the whole cast together and do X-Men 4, none of this origins bull.<br />
<strong>14. 9<br />
</strong>A story that might have been told before, but still beautiful in its execution.<br />
<strong>13. Inglorious Bastards<br />
</strong>I do appreciate Quintin Tarentino for his creative style and was glad to see it in this movie, but this didn’t live to the hype.<br />
<strong>12. Harry Potter 6</strong></div>
<div><strong> </strong>They continue to get better (proportional to darkness), but one can only go so far with substandard acting and mediocre storylines.<br />
<strong>11. Couples Retreat</strong></div>
<div><strong> </strong>Hey, let’s put 6 dysfunctional couples on an island and see what happens. The result, not as funny as it could have been.<br />
<strong>10. the Hangover<br />
</strong>Taking stupidity to greater heights, the Hangover finds what makes the worst-best night ever<br />
<strong>9. I Love You, Man</strong></div>
<div><strong> </strong>Fish tacos and all, the Paul Rudd stared comedy is lovable and funny.<br />
<strong>8. Funny People<br />
</strong>While it was billed as much funnier, the result was subtlety more fun than a stupid comedy could ever achieve.<br />
<strong>7. District 9</strong></div>
<div><strong> </strong>Taking the fakumentary to new levels, thrilling and entertaining.<br />
<strong>6. UP<br />
</strong>Pixar’s contribution to this year in animation, the highest ranking comedy on the list.</div>
<div><strong><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5420043683761241010" style="float: left; margin: 0 10px 10px 0; cursor: hand; width: 100px; height: 100px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_G-kAIEQS-QM/SzfdA4WwO7I/AAAAAAAAAnk/VDM7VSPbNgc/s400/cizten.jpg" border="0" alt="" />5. Law Abiding Citizen<br />
</strong>A smart movie, the likes of which aren’t seen that often, it slides in at number.
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<div><strong><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5420043689789259106" style="float: left; margin: 0 10px 10px 0; cursor: hand; width: 100px; height: 100px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_G-kAIEQS-QM/SzfdBOz8fWI/AAAAAAAAAns/Uu-l4Mk0yE8/s400/startrek.jpg" border="0" alt="" />4. <span style="font-weight: normal;"><strong>Star Trek</strong></span></strong></div>
<div><strong><span style="font-weight: normal;"><strong> </strong>J.J. Abrams brings the old series back to life in spectacular form, I swear everything he touches is gold.</span></strong></div>
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<div><strong><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5420043692768442370" style="float: left; margin: 0 10px 10px 0; cursor: hand; width: 100px; height: 100px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_G-kAIEQS-QM/SzfdBZ6POAI/AAAAAAAAAn0/FBrjTip6_o4/s400/button.jpg" border="0" alt="" />3. Benjamin Button<br />
</strong>Three hours, but definitely worth it in the end. An emotional ride as we watch Benjamin button grow young.</div>
<div><strong><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5420043697167256322" style="float: left; margin: 0 10px 10px 0; cursor: hand; width: 100px; height: 100px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_G-kAIEQS-QM/SzfdBqS_ywI/AAAAAAAAAn8/D0Lrium-FJg/s400/invictus.jpg" border="0" alt="" />2. Invictus<br />
</strong>While I do like Rugby, it had nothing to do with the liking of this movie. Morgan Freemans portrayal of Nelson Mandela just after he took office in South Africa is brilliant. The story is tight and compelling.</div>
<div><strong><span style="font-weight: normal;"><br />
</span><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5420044680625064642" style="float: left; margin: 0 10px 10px 0; cursor: hand; width: 100px; height: 100px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G-kAIEQS-QM/Szfd659nCsI/AAAAAAAAAoM/kfU51TmJCo4/s400/watchmen.jpg" border="0" alt="" />1. Watchmen<br />
</strong>The movie form of the famous graphic novel by Alan Moore. I read the graphic novel before and was truly impressed by the comparison. Though some things were changed the characters remained mostly true to the book and were wonderfully brought to life in this Zach Snyder epic.</div>
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